just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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