I wish i was in the wii world.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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