okay pat passed out under dana's car
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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