If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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