what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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