god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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