I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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