I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
