What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Dignity is for republicans.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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