All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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