Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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