I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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