"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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