what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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