she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Still dying that you shit outside
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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