Fine. I'll sleep in my office
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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