Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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