I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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