i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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