JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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