New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
