Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
