I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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