Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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