i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
