if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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