i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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