I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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