Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
It's blow job season.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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