My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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