anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
