belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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