Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
