It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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