i think my tv is drunk
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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