So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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