so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
nutella sex= disaster
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think people are normalizing furries
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Randomize
