No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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