Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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