We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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