CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Acid is not a monday night drug
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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