Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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