Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wish you could order shots online.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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