Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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