Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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