Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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