If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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