you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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