Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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