Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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