is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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